i feel like:

1. a block of wood. somehow i'm losing my social interaction skills along with my sense of humour. i'm now only funnier than a tree, i believe.
2. doing a leehoon and being incontactable. but i can't because it just so happens that when i feel like throwing my handphone into the deep see the smses come in like lao sai. well, almost. unless it's a vicious cycle kinda thing.
3. doing a mohawk. i tested the idea on michelle who said to give her two weeks notice should i decide to do it. i think she'll need the time to toss a coin to see if she still wants to keep me as a friend.
4. taking a long stroll anywhere by myself, in an anti-social sort of fashion, without any visual aid or technological device.
5. i'm REALLY turning into a block of wood. just that i'm still alive. which means i'm a tree.

i think i'll make quite a popular tree.